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1.
In the beginning Walter George created the Old Blocks.
2. And it was all without form, and void. So he moved between buildings and created the Chapel.
3. And he said, let there be students : and there were students.
4. And he made cut off points and saw that they were high : and thus he divided the light from the darkness.
5. And He (the new one, who keeps changing, capital H –ed.) called the light in for interviews and the darkness worshiped false gods across the road.
6. And He said let there be an interview in the midst of the chaos, and let it divide the wet from the solid.
7. And He made the interview, and divided the chaos that was above the cut off from that which was below: and it was so.
8. And He called the new chaos Fuchas. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9. And he said let the wet Fuchas gather in one place so they may hear my dry prose : and it was so
10.And He called the dry prose The Address; and the gathering together of the Fuchas called He the Assembly: And he saw it was good.
11. And He said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed,(to quote the Yearbook: “a little rehashed, weed admit” –ed.) and the Old Stephanian yielding fruit after its kind, whose seed is unconditional admission to college itself: And it was
so(w).
12. And the earth brought forth grass, the herb yielding seed and all this happened ad nauseum and It was all good,
maan.
13. And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14. And He said let there be lectures and let these lectures mark days and terms and nights and for days and years.
15. And let the Dean have a light to give light unto Rez. And it was so.
16. And He made two great clans: The greater one to be in Arts and the Lesser one to be in Science.
17. And he let them spread.
18. And the greater clan ruled Shake Soc, FA, Soundcheck 42, KT and the rest.
19. And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20. And He said let them swim abundantly and remember that no one but they have life and are to be obnoxious at farm parties and K-Nags.
21. And He created timings and syllabi after his own kind and He saw it, and those were good too.
22. And He blessed it all. Welcome to College. Be fruitful, top univ and if you’re a
sciencee, multiply.
23. And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24. And then he said let there be Allnutt South after North’s Kind and Allnutt North Gentleman’s Association after any kind : And it was so - unto the last rib.
25. And now everyone was kind. And he saw it,and it was good.
26. And He said, Let us make the Senior Members in our image, after our likeness: And let them have dominion over the Light and the Darkness and the Shady.
27. So he created senior staff in His own image , and then created from the senior staff rib an alternative set of control :
SUS.
28. And He blessed them all, and said unto them : Eat mess fruit and multiply. And replenish and subdue Stephania, and have dominion over the chaotic darkness and light and everything shady in between.
29. And He told the Dean, Behold, I have given them every Herb and every Banana in the mess and to you this playground shall be meat.
30. And I wish it was Sunday. But it was not so.
31. And He saw everything that He had made, and behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
Chapter 2
1. Then since it was good and it was so…
2. … on the seventh day he wrote quirky notices for the notice board.
3. And then He called KT and bade them remmember they had sinned. And it was good.
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